two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

two time talker

A male or female who talks to multiple others of the opposite sex in a flirtatious way at the same time; Leading multiple people on at once; F***boi

Man, the dude is such a two time talker.

by Gurly pop May 25, 2017

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Two-Wheels Danny

A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69

Look at Two-Wheels Danny ridin that mower nigga ass.

by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016

Two Tug Timmy

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate

"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"

by Griffin guy September 8, 2016

Two Left Cheeks

Phrase expressing the inability to twerk.

A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.

Bro 1: Dude, tried to learn how to twerk after watching the new Miley Cyrus video. Two hours later, all I had was sore calfs -- just can't twerk no matter how hard I try!

Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.

by Zoren Shoeman July 23, 2013

two handed legends

A bowler that bowls with two hands on the bowling ball opposed to only using one hand. they generally get more speed and rotation on the bowling ball which creates more pin action, and more room on the lane for error thus resulting in getting more strikes.

those guys, Jason Belmonte, Kevin Perreira, and osku pallerma are two handed legends

by Kevo5253 June 2, 2012