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Touch ID

The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.
I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.
by Don’t just don’t May 4, 2021
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I'm gonna touch you vro

Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.
1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.
by myshishthereal789 June 18, 2024
mugGet the I'm gonna touch you vromug.

Touch Grass

1. Slang; To go outdoors and usually literally touch grass.
Go touch grass, you’ve been stuck on that computer for 3 months now!
by YayoAustralia May 21, 2023
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touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.
She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her
by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016
mugGet the touching my hatmug.

everytime we touch

A song that came out in 2006, normally used to ship any 2 characters that were male and that had no contact with each other normally undertale characters
<3 Asgore × Gaster - everytime we touch ~Nightcore~ edit <3
by ─??? November 26, 2021
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Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.
Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot
by katieskii March 20, 2021
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touch grass

A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory
john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass
by Maui865 October 16, 2022
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