derivatives chad

Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.

Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.

Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad

by derivatives-chad June 3, 2022

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Chad

A very handsome and generous man with a large penis. Loves to experience life in a fast spontaneous matter. Loyal,Honest and violent.

“Ever since I loved Chad these other men just don’t do it for me”

by Good4599 November 22, 2021

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Chad is that kind of dude who is the male version of a horse girl but he is over obsessed with cars and all he talks about his cars and he probably has like five of cars He’s also super obsessive about his cars you can’t Eat or drink anything if you get a single Crumb In his car he will probably drop you off Right then and there He’s also a big man so you can’t fight with him and he probably works out every day.He’s also probably a hotheaded

Chad: what is this.

You: it’s a piece of hair?

Chad: get out of my car right now!

by Mr. know it all knowledge October 27, 2020

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Chad

A dax ou, he'll poes anyone with his foot. A lekker DJ. The most wholesome person ever.

Chad: "Was it the Chad?"
Waman: "No! The Chad was great"

by NongBashWood June 9, 2022

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Chad

A guy who simply shows up and has sex, love, with women.

This is compared to the overwhelming, overwhelming majority of men who have to put in effort into life. Such as getting extensive schooling, high paying jobs, working out, learning "game," learning fashion, etc.

Chad just shows up, gets taken care of women, doesn't do anything else.

Tom: I just spent the last 12 years in med school, now I'll definitely be able to get the ladies!
Chad: I woke up at 1 ever since I was 14 and haven't gone a day without sex since then.

by CutiePatootiePie June 23, 2024

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