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Two Bill Jill

Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 3, 2022
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Bill Gates syndrome

A disease suffered by kids nowadays, the symptom is delusional thinking if they're dropping out from school/college and start a business, they can be as successful as Bill Gates

Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias
How to cure people with Bill Gates syndrome:
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model

3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come
by Sir. B November 11, 2022
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Pulling a Bill Clinton

Cheating on your wife with an intern, preferably Monica Lewinsky, then lying about it for a couple of months to finally go on and make a public apology in which you stress your right to privacy and by means of which you can actually pull it of to gain wide public political support for your deceptive ways.
Hey look at Michael. He never refrains from pulling a Bill Clinton and his wife always lets him off the hook.
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Get Billed lol

A conversation starter, a conversation ender, fuck off, the perfect phrase for all occasions
Terrible Person: you're undefined
Me: Get Billed lol
by Jentreescandye December 29, 2021
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Star billing bastard

An arrogant but yet an egocentric celebrity, TV character, or actor that gets far too much of attention and screen time on television, movies, and online shows far too often, without even showing signs of thinking about the other folks or even their own family and friends, but only to think of fame, money, screen hogging, and their own fans like the bastards that they are.
"Listen up you money greedy fame hogging cheapskate! We are blaming you for hogging almost every TV show and movie we all know in love no matter how much all the attention comes to you for all you get, this is what makes you act like a star billing bastard this whole entire time, you are the overuse of filmography and television you stupid money greedy, uneducated, cheapskate of a star billing bastard that you already fucking are!"
by MattGuy November 18, 2018
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Reverse Buffalo Bill

When a dude is sitting on a small toilet seat and has to pull his twig and berries forward so they don’t fall in the toilet bowl while he’s taking a shit.
Mike had to Reverse Buffalo Bill himself so he could use the toilet on the houseboat.
by Rhinoceros Honches May 28, 2023
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schteving my bill

A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school
(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.
by notyaD May 20, 2014
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