Beaver Bluff

When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”

The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.

by RLRuk May 10, 2025

Beaver Sneeze

A furry Queef

Excuse me did you just Queef, Nah Niggah my beaver Sneezed

by StonedAllDay420 June 11, 2025

Beaver

Stinky, old, loose pussy

Like a grandma pussy

That chick had a nasty beaver

by Yea dude! December 31, 2022

beaver tail

When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.

I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.

by huckleberry_finsta July 25, 2023

Shady Beaver

When a woman's vagina has a 5 o'clock shadow

That woman has a shady beaver

by goldeneye1788 August 12, 2023

Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent

Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face

by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025

Beaver butt

A person who resembles Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head, especially when making a weird smile or laughing at something that isn’t actually that funny. Or A chaotic chant used to summon maximum stupidity in a friend group. Usually repeated rapidly and gets dumber each time.

Quit giggling like that, beavis. You’re being a real beaver butt.

by Grahmr October 29, 2025