Arm Wank

The process of holding on to someones arm and whilst walking an up and down movement is made

You do realise you are giving me an arm wank?

by jzachary October 18, 2010

pan wank

the act of masterbating (wanking) on the toilet pan

i'm just going to have a pan wank

by yellow6a December 15, 2010

Jabba Wank

Wanking whilst playing with your ringer

Last night i had a jabba wank, i fingered my shitter whilst wanking

by MrKipling1980 February 12, 2010

Imagi-wank

To masterbate to mental images as apposed to actual pornography.

Guy 1: Dude, I found some awesome porn last night! You should check it out!

Guy 2: Ah damn, my internet's down so I'm rockin' the imagi-wank at the minute...

by FunkStuff December 29, 2007

greek wank

Same as the spanish wank, except you make your cock slide between the ass-cheeks. Masturbation like, no penetration.

Last night I did a greek wank on that cute ass.

by hi_sup October 28, 2013

Wank cone

A random item or object that can be ejaculated into and can hold the sperm.

"Ah look , a can of coke ! That would make a great wank cone for today"

"Oh ! A ice lolly wrapper, what a great wank cone that will make"

by Can'tcopythis May 31, 2017

Oriental Wank

This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.

"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"

by Blamblam25 August 30, 2018