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church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.
If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.
by RusPix May 31, 2018
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My bf said “let’s go on the spinny thing with the baskets” so I looked at him disappointedly and asked “the Ferris wheel?”
by Shoodoodoo July 30, 2019
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When something happens that is not cool in any kind of way
Person 1: shit I hooked up with this haggard chick last night

Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.
by ONEYERYE May 26, 2014
mugGet the things in the world that aren't upmug.

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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The act of asking about naming a good thing about a beta, usually with a response similar to " I-I-I-I-Can't!"
Guy 1: name one good thing bout todorakis
Guy 2: Uhh, I-I-I-I-Can't!
by skibidirizzlersigma October 10, 2024
mugGet the name one good thing bout todorakismug.

Stranger things

Heyyy! Why did you search "Stranger things?"
A: Because I love stranger things

B: I hate Stranger things

C: Idk randomly.

(Now go read the letter you picked)

A: OMG MER TOO!! It's the best thing ever!!!! If you are between the age of 11-15 and you wanna be in a stranger things fan group chat add me on Snapchat "Stella_Xnoudobalas" and I will add you back and we wil make a group chat.

B: I never wanna speak to you again.

C: You sould totally watch it!! It's a series on Netflix and it's SO PERFECT!!!
Someone: What is the best show?
Me: STRANGER THINGS!!!!
by Stella*ੈ✩‧₊˚ January 13, 2025
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