Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

Taco Bell Trumpet by Deertay July 31, 2018

taco thot 

a person who can not live without tacos. they will do anything for a taco...even kill a man

Daniel: “ i think i want some tacos, do you wanna. one with?”

Janice: “ no, remember last time? you stabbed that guy in the front of Taco Bell. you’re a complete taco thot.”

taco thot by deadbeatsatan August 7, 2018

Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz 

The name of a member of a TACO BELL RAMEN NOODLE CULT

Bish that Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz gotta get her TV stuck in her toilet

Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz by AVOCADOSTAPLER August 17, 2018

taco crusher 

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex

I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.

taco crusher by BigByll August 18, 2018

taco kruncher 

N. A penis used for intercourse.

My husband's taco kruncher made me cum 6 times last night.

taco kruncher by BigByll August 18, 2018

taco factory 

A building in which tacos are created. When the tacos are complete but uneaten, dump trucks put the tacos into the garbage, wherein they are converted to cornbread. See also cornbread factory.

"I toured a taco factory on Taco Tuesday and ate tons of samples. I am stuffed!"

taco factory by Mrs. Hen September 13, 2018

Taco Bell Vegan 

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

Taco Bell Vegan by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018