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No Balls Syndrome

To be stood over, to be pussy wipped, To be had by the balls
John are you coming out with the boys this weekend? No sorry i cant, i have no balls syndrome, i have to paint my girfriends toes and watch twilight.
by Gwiggy July 13, 2010
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Twilight Syndrome

Over-commoditization at the expense of originality, artistic quality, and substance.
Amazon Review of Sophie Jordan's "Firelight", shows Twilight Syndrome in action:

"...She was far too much the super-special yet tragically misunderstood heroine from the get-go, a cardboard cut-out of a character that's getting dog-eared with overuse. Consequently, the cliche "forbidden romance" with the obligatory perfect love interest was contrived from the start. It smacks far too much of Twilight, whose romance nobody should be praising or trying to emulate. I wanted to be subtly and skillfully led into both the story and their relationship; instead I had it shoved at me. Needless to say I will not be reading beyond the few chapters I was prompted to try, and I will just have to hold out for another author to come along and do the opposite to dragons what Stephanie Meyer did do to vampires."
by splatpunk September 20, 2011
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chat syndrome

When you chat so long and often to your mates online that you keep using MSN abbreviations in the real world.
by Lauren Baratt August 28, 2005
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Icy Syndrome

ICY is a serious medical condition. It is a disorder of the message system in the brain. Someone that is ICY loses the ability to act properly or to think clearly - his or her mind is split from reality. ICY affects 1% of people throughout the world. It sometimes starts during childhood, but most often shows up in the late teens or 20s.
yo i think that blaq dude is suffering from Icy Syndrome
by jookid January 20, 2009
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Repairman syndrome

When a malfunctioning appliance or piece of electronic equipment recommences working normally when under observation by a professional or other witness.
The computer kept locking up whenever I tried to log in... until the guy from IT came up to fix it. Then it worked fine. I guess it has a case of repairman syndrome.
by NorThor October 9, 2008
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Grube Syndrome

1. When the electricity goes out, and people who have been used to always working begin to freak out.
2. When people used to constant electronic access, lose their devices (temporarily or permanently) and go through rapid withdrawal.
1. Ann: Have you seen the way Bob has been acting lately?

Jake: The power is out. What do you expect? It's Grube Syndrome.

2. Robby: Why is Andrew acting so crazy?

Allen: His parents took away his laptop because he got a C in Economics. He's going through some serious Grube Syndrome.
by millenialwatchdog April 29, 2011
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Canisexual Syndrome

When one has sexual desires for dogs, particularly for their own dog.
1. Rick was humping his dog, he must have Canisexual Syndrome.

2. The doctor diagnosed Jeff with Canisexual Syndrome.
by NH92 December 31, 2009
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