Two Hand Ham Twister

The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.

"bro I got a Two Hand Ham Twister from my girl last night, that shit made me nut in 30 seconds"

by Slangslammer9000 October 12, 2019

slippin' him the ham and cheese

a phrase used when no other words can describe what you are talking about

Maybe the only people in the NBA who can't dunk are like point guards, you know, like slippin' him the ham and cheese.

by billy bob thorton II January 31, 2008

Knuckle popping the ham door

Foreplay using your fingers to pleasure a female vagina

I was with my girl last night, knuckle popping the ham door & my Ma walked in.

by Greg Haun February 14, 2019

Slam the ham against the clam

Love making minus the love.

After a night of drinking, Joe and Betsy decided to slam the ham against the clam.

by Wonder Llama September 28, 2017

ham jammer

when u need 2 tongues to remove the ham sandwich with mayo from the roof of your mouth.

by your coyl June 08, 2003

bulldog eating a ham sandwich

A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....

Damn Becky's slit looked like a "bulldog eating a ham sandwich".

by Beerswizle October 16, 2003

gavin michael ham

The best guy I have ever met. He is sweet, cute, smart, weird, pretty much a perfect boyfriend.

I love my boyfriend, gavin michael ham, -faith

by serenity02 May 13, 2015