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Stuffing the Pumpkin

The careful and meticulously crafted art of ejaculating in every possible hole situated on your partner's face. The 'pumpkin' in the term refers to your bitch's large terrifying noggin and 'stuffing'... well ...

Like carving a pumpkin, care and detail in this endeavour is essential, as the task is not for the rookie or faint of heart. It has been compared to open-heart surgery when regarding its difficulty. In order to properly stuff a girl's pumpkin you must jizz in both of her ears, both nostrils, the mouth and on the eyeballs... all in one shot. Only the true master of their domain can exude the control and power needed to accomplish this sex trick. However, if performed correctly, girls instantly cream themselves.... despite the common belief...
Stuffing the Pumpkin Definition: Essentially turn your girl's face into a Picasso.

Bruh, Alicia and I got frisky last night. I was dicking her down and she asked for me to stuff her pumpkin. Of course I obliged. I got all the right spots dude. She creamed all over her thighs afterward.
by Schmo Grums December 28, 2014
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Stuffed Doughnut

1. A doughnut, stuffed with an assortment of cremes, jellies, etc.

2. A large woman, stuffed with semen. Usually, in every crevice or orifice of said woman's body.
After James had rode the waves in, he then ate a stuffed doughnut.
by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015
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Stuffed Duck

1. An insult directed at an idiot who is generally annoying and is always full of shit, e.g stuffed like a duck.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.
"ugh! Stop being such a stuffed duck, man!"
"God you eat like a stuffed duck!"
by Tyranamobius Rex April 17, 2017
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stuffed unit

a person who is terminally ill or irreversibly injured in an accident.
"His cancer has spread to his brain, he's a stuffed unit"
"Shame about his accident, paralysed from the neck down, poor guy is a stuffed unit"
by Kraken December 22, 2017
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Stuffed Cheesy Cock

When you just happen to put your cock in stuffed cheesy bread.
Son: Dad, we have a big problem....
Dad: Don't tell me you put your..
Son: I PUT MY DICK IN THE STUFFED CHEESY BREAD AND NOW MY DICK IS NOW A STUFFED CHEESY COCK.
Dad: Thats it. You're grounded for 5 years.
by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019
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Stuffie day

national stuffie day is when u give somebody you love a stuffed animal
*give them a stuffie*

Them: what’s this for?
You: it’s national stuffie day
Them: ohhh cool thank you😊
by Neyski2020✌🏾 July 1, 2020
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doll stuffer

A person who has sex with dolls.
Man Jims a doll stuffer.

OMG I know.
by Franky f May 1, 2010
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