old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.

"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"

by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013

spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021

Spoon

Someone who creates a lot of drama. Someone who is a sh*t-stirrer to such a large degree that they would be considered the ‘spoon’ that stirs the sh*t.

“Karen is a total spoon we can’t spend one day together without some type of drama.”

by Lord Margar December 13, 2019

kim jong spoon

*Confused Spoon Noises*

Kim Jong Spoon Will consume your soul

by ChingChongVietnam#Wong May 9, 2020

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023

mcflurry spoon

A device to use to eat a fart.
booty sex food

Kyle mcflurry spooned Linda.

by Torro57 May 6, 2016

Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.

She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke

by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024