Souls

Ooooooh! I bet you want that off of there. What a coincidink! That IS awful relatable! You don't want that on there. I don't want my thing to be on there. We're like twinsies... Well, then I have a deal for you!

Hym "Souls? Oh! Ooooooooooh... OK. The signet. I mean, even if the theory isn't correct, if you used it peripherally the contract would still apply. Well, I notice you slow walking me and wasting my time on purpose. How about this: I will remove them from the contract entirely. No questions asked. Under the condition that twelve will return should God deny my plea. AND WHY WOULD HE!? Who would deny their own creation an audience with the king? I'm sure I already have one in anyway so a bakers dozen should suite my ends. I really only need 1. Hell! Better deal! If you can guarantee any single person has gone to heaven since the completion of the conditions of the contract, I will take a wapping UNO! And if that is not something you can offer, if you are willing to sanctify someone to go there or random heaven goer who will retain full ownership of their soul to take their place on the off chance no one has gotten into heaven since the fulfilment of the contract. Look at it this way, even if I'm not magic, a covenant is a covenant is a covenant and all that... But yep. Don't worry. I won't trick you out of your souls are anything. A single signet that returns on a single person who makes it into heaven, assuming there isn't already one there and only for as long as it takes for me to do what I need to do. Like a little wipe-off tramp stamp. 30 seconds max. How about it? I will sign it however you need me to sign it."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2025

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