Normal Sleep Schedule

When u sleep between 3-6 am every day

Have a normal sleep schedule

by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020

Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation

When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.

Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!

by why does this exist? July 15, 2020

Ludicrous Sleep Dimension

The Ludicrous Sleep Dimension is a pocket universe where Ludicrous Sleep Demons put unhappy people. The most populated area in the LSD is an Island that holds an unknown Youtube streamer and Princess Peach from the Super Mario series.

Help, I'm stuck in the Ludicrous Sleep Dimension.

by Ozzy-Lot July 22, 2020

Poking the sleeping bag

"Poking the Sleeping Bag" is a phrase used to describe the act of persistently probing someone for information, especially when they have made it clear that the topic is off-limits or confidential. Its often a really annoying thing to do to someone.

Jake: Yo Davey, what do you do for work bro?
Davey: Can't tell bro, my boss said i should keep it a secret
Jake: What do you mean? What do you do for work man?
Davey: I just told you why! don't start Poking the sleeping bag!

by Nomadisense October 15, 2023

Im a lot to sleep with

Aggressive sexually in bed

“Trust me im A lot to sleep with”

by So odd mf July 14, 2023

sleeping in steel toes

Being so afraid of political turmoils that your making yourself ready for a fight if woken up. a warning for reflexive assault. the right to sleep sometimes. being afraid of ambush, being afraid of decapitation. sleeping with one eye open.

im sleeping in steel toes tonight because this is really bad for our neihbour.

by Cody5050 January 6, 2021

Get more sleep

What a very modest boy should do.

Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself

Friend: No

*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021