by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020
Being rude, disorderly, disrespectful to women in order to gain power or attention from women in the hopes that the "nice guys finish last" and "women like assholes" myth will apply to them.
He hates Simps that cater to women so he'll start backwards simping because women don't deserve nice.
by Dallas AP August 04, 2021
A dorty simp is when one of the boys has been caught lacking by one of the other boys and still won’t admit to being a simp aka OISIN MCKEEVER
by YouDortySlag July 28, 2020
Me with my amazing boyfriend
by some.random.simp January 07, 2021
The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.
"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022
by SticcLord May 30, 2020
A title of which someone who simps will buy the person they simp for gifts such as clothes, jewelry or other items they want, however they don't ask for anything back as making the person they simp for happy is payment enough; Someone who buys gifts for someone they simp for and either asks for nothing in return or says you can pay them in affection.
"I told my boyfriend to buy me a top that I liked as a joke but he actually went and got it for me along with some other things on my Amazon wishlist! When I said I owed him he said that I already repay him in affection."
".....Your boyfriend is a sugar simp omfg-"
".....Your boyfriend is a sugar simp omfg-"
by LxiG May 29, 2021