Massive greek cunt who can deadlift 800 kilos and benchpress 4 tons. Lives in the tunnels of the Australian metro train subways. He eats 72,000 calories a day which converts into 20kg of muscle mass from each rep.

Daily meal plan
breakfast - 3kg of steak with a raw turkey and protein shake
Snack - steriod injection
Dinner - 2 buckets of protein powder, 50 kilos of raw chicken

Mike: Woah! look at that man over there, he's benching 4 tons!
Jerry: No shit bro, that's Tonee!

Tonee by Mike810927301023 June 11, 2018

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sticky toffee

Is a piece of shit so dense it literally feels like dropping rocks in the toilet. It leaves thick residue on ones anus which forces your butt cheeks shut

That taco just gave me the sticky toffee

sticky toffee by Double triple May 15, 2016

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soft toffee

A limp backhand

If yo pimp hand ain't strong just soft toffee dat ho!

I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?

soft toffee by lemony snickers February 9, 2015

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Toffee Tits

Phrase used to describe a female with deliciously looking breasts

MAN! that broad has got some fine ass toffee tits!

Toffee Tits by jimmydazzler March 8, 2011

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