school

A place that teaches people how to be an asset to a company instead of teaching them how to achieve their full potential.

school teaches people how to work for a boss instead of how to be a boss.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

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A building where trained adults teach kids stuff
Remember-SCHOOL IS A PRIVILEGE. You are lucky to go to school!

Kid- Dang it! We have to go to school
Teacher-Some people don't get to go to school and they end up poor and livingon the streets

by Blackfire493 February 12, 2019

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commiserating with the worst of em'
Actual hell, It's actually testing you on your memory and pretty much everything you do in world history will never help you.

Mom- "let's go to school!"
Kid- "Noooooooooo"
Every other kid ever "Noooooooooo"

by De biggest gay September 13, 2018

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satans latest creation. It is the leading cause of teen suicide and depression. You have to put up with bullies, 600 pounds of homework a day, detention, and mean teachers. 1 simple mistake could be your last. It is a daily life or death risk.

Teacher: YOU DIDNT DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!

(Whacks student in the head with baseball bat)

Class: WE HATE YOU!!!! NOW SCHOOL IS GOING TO BE 1000 TIMES MORE MISERABLE!!!

by Longhairdude May 31, 2018

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just a place where you learn how not to be a dumbass, that's all.

besides, if there's no such thing as education, everyone in the world would be dumbasses.

isn't that an inconvenience.

School is where you learn, ok! A 13-year old is saying this.

by supern00b September 25, 2010

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The act of owning ones ass in an act of competition

He just got his ass schooled by that chick. What a stupid ass.
School's in bitch.
I sure as hell hope you brought a pencil and something to write on, cause you could take notes. I just schooled your ass.

by Ben's son January 21, 2004

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