by Keaton strunk June 12, 2017
Get the sam lovemug. by COOLGUYOHYEAH June 11, 2020
Get the Sam Smug. One of the biggest fucking pussies out there. Has committed over 300 felonies due to child pornography(sale and distribution). Also known as: Bird, Seagull, goon, Felon, Bernie, and Burnout.
Mom: "Yo look at Bird over there."
Kid: "Yeah he's such a goon"
Mom: "Don't grow up to be like him, he's such a felon."
Kid: "What's his real name?"
Mom: "Sam Coughlin"
Kid: "Yeah he's such a goon"
Mom: "Don't grow up to be like him, he's such a felon."
Kid: "What's his real name?"
Mom: "Sam Coughlin"
by fsellig January 15, 2020
Get the Sam Coughlinmug. A psychopath hiding in a fragile unaware society. Lurking and manipulating until he has complete control...
by Dr. Shiro September 16, 2018
Get the sam loftmug. This name is given to kids that are normally very special, pretty high up on the spectrum. This gender is very crazy sometimes and quite dangerous if you approach them in the wrong way. In their Natural habitat, they put up one leg and start clapping and making clicking noises (just like the Africans). This is a way of their mating call. Once a Sam Bata is in a bad mood, he can start shouting "oof". This is a very bad situation, if within a 20-yard radius you will be ass fucked.
Normal person: hey sam
Sam : hey *clicks*
N P : okay
Sam : you mocking me???
N P : ummm...no?
Sam} : "OOF"
Boom pow, you're dead
Current definition: Sam bata is an alpha male ready for his next pray
Sam : hey *clicks*
N P : okay
Sam : you mocking me???
N P : ummm...no?
Sam} : "OOF"
Boom pow, you're dead
Current definition: Sam bata is an alpha male ready for his next pray
by BruhGamer69 June 10, 2019
Get the Sam batamug. by slowthai December 22, 2018
Get the Sam Chippendale'dmug. A man that will satisfy all of your romantic and emotional needs. In other words, the perfect partner. They can make a few mistakes, and when they do, they will not let themselves forget. However, they will always make up for their flaws by making you smile every time you see them. Sam Crawford usually has red hair and freckles but can also have blonde hair. He may not know it, but all of his friends love him and any girl that gets to know him will surely fall in love with him.
by roombaroller November 17, 2019
Get the Sam Crawfordmug.