pulling a John

The act of beeing concerned by one's own schedule without giving a shit about other people's time.
1. Here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.

2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.
by Davetheman August 30, 2006
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Pulled a Palin

To refuse to answer a question by offering an opinion or explanation, often incoherent, of an unrelated topic.
He asked me what caused the credit crisis but I pulled a Palin by explaining how trickle down economics helps the middle class vis-a-vis the paradigm shift in the Fed's new interest rates.
by jikooo October 18, 2008
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Pulled an Aaron

A popular phrase in the Philippines. When you typo a normal word into something Christian and wholesome.
"Oh man that was so god." - Guy 1
"Dude you mean good?" - Guy2
"Shit. I just pulled an Aaron." - Guy 1
by sudoDarkKnight June 18, 2014
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Pull a Quagmire

Pulling a Quagmire is a multi-step system that occurs over the period of the night. There are a few steps you must do in order to perform the perfect Quagmire.

1) Make sure that you customize all of your clothes to be tear-away style so that you can easily rip off all of your clothes within a matter of seconds.

2) When you are at a party always walk around nodding your head back and forth as you scout the room for potential women.

3) This is THE most difficult step of all. When picking up a girl you MUST use a lame pick-up line like "Hey do have any irish in you? Want some?" or "I may be no flinstone, but I can make your bed rock." If you can successfully pull off the pick up line then you are in good shape.

4) Now this step is very important. If you have any doubts about her age always make sure that she is of age. If not, then move on to the next one.

5) Pull a Charlie Harper and get her drunk.

6) The most rewarding step and final step of the Quagmire. While having sex with her you MUST at one point start nodding your head back and forth saying "giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy." Then once you are all finished stare to your right or left and give a smile and thumbs up and say "Alriiiiiiight."

If you can successfully Pull A Quagmire then YOU ARE GOD!!!
Brian and Ross bet Kevin that he couldn't pull a quagmire at the party. Little did they know Kevin was already wearing his tear-away clothes.
by SwickNisher July 11, 2011
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pulling an aria

When someone you know has a lack of common sense
-Is it okay to leave a six year old child in the car

-why yes as long as the keys are in the ignition

-you’re pulling an aria, how is that even legal
by Kabrawl October 05, 2018
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Pulling a Derya

The act of a girl dumping her boyfriend shortly after a dance such as Homecoming/Prom.
Yo man I heard she was pulling a derya the entire time with you?!
by Jack Oth November 25, 2013
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Pulling a MyBack

When you purposely ignore someone for the fun of it, and then pretend to get mad at them for cluttering up the chat room because they tried to reach you for a period of time. (this is via internet chat/ or texting)

This is named after a Gamer who's name was "MyBack" and would do this in group chat.
Man one: Hello! 9:30
Man one: Hello? 9:35
Man one: r u there? 9: 53
Man one: Plz answer! 10:00
Man one: It's important! 10:15
Man one: r u listening to me? 10:23
Man one: dude (or chick) PLEASE PICK UP IT'S IMPORTANT 10:43
Man one: ok ill see you later.... 10:54
Man two: SHUT UP 10:54 (one second later)
Man one: dude u r srsly pulling a myback
by @RichAbbottLOL January 13, 2015
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