Peanut butter punishment

To be striped down with your balls dipped in peanut butter. And chased by starving dogs.

Carlos fell asleep early at the function so he got the peanut butter punishment.

by Randy Laney June 22, 2025

Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When you fuck your girlfriend in the ass while she really needs to shit and then you cum in her ass and after you pull out it goes all over her ass cheeks making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

Bro last night my girlfriend needed to shit while we were having sex and after I nutted it all came out making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

by JellySandwich July 20, 2025

Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.

Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.

by Odd_James August 4, 2025

Peanut Butter and Scharmfen

A Peanut Butter and Scharmfen is a sandwich with peanut butter and cyanide with 15 grams of uranium

Hey! Do you want a Peanut Butter and Scharmfen?

by ChristmasMarcus7 August 27, 2025

Peanut

1. A socially awkward wall flower who joins an Aussie rules footy club and impedes on a silly Sunday wig out.

“You’re right, if it wasn’t for peanut I would be in another planet of doots”

Synonym- Retard

Example- Holy fuck how am I supposed to launch when peanut is also on the roof

by Cock and Cartilage September 16, 2025

enlarged peanut

A sweet and kind nickname that you would use to refer to your loved ones! Typically a best friend. A large peanut!

“You remind me of an enlarged peanut!”

by Gargantuic peanut January 16, 2025

Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy

I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!

by Gilburt February 4, 2025