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ur mom

a exaggerating word, or something i don't know.. mostly used as a mom joke..??
(istg if someone says "ur mom" again i might go nuts and rip off all my hair)
by flayie June 26, 2023
mugGet the ur mommug.

Wine mom

Quite simply Karen Wine O'clock comes home from work after being unable to 'speak to the manager'regarding the unbalanced composition of salad leaves found in her takeaway lunch salad box from Pret à Manger and attempts to drown her self-absorbed sorrows in a bottle of cheap quality but moderately priced plonk from her nearest branch of Waitrose whilst whining down the phone to other wine mom's whilst 'putting the world to rights' from their narrow minded middle class limited world perspective.
'There's a customer called Karen who wants to make a complaint boss'....'ok tell I'm coming...no, on second thoughts tell her to piss off and drown her self-entitled short-comings into bottle of Echo Falls...fucking wine moms'
by anonymous December 15, 2022
mugGet the Wine mommug.

Mom flu

Like the regular flu, but nobody cares.
When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.
by Someonejuicy May 8, 2018
mugGet the Mom flumug.

Tanners Mom

the hottest milf on planet earth, with the biggest bunda and bazongas you could ever imagine, although Her pussy cuck son cant deny the statement that his mom is bukkake worthy.
Tanner- "guys my mom isnt hot stop its hurting my liitle cuck feelings"
Logan- "shut your cum covered mouth you little scrawny cunt and tell me Tanners Mom's phone number"
mugGet the Tanners Mommug.

Oreo Mom

adj. a mother of childen who are part black and white
by lunarstar2014 May 22, 2010
mugGet the Oreo Mommug.

A Karen Mom

a mom that tries to run over your life, treats you like your still in preschool, and cant accept the fact that you are a teenager and wont leave you alone about every little thing you do
for example: a Karen mom takes your phone 24/7 and tries to look at every little thing you do on it even though she's on hers way more than you, gets mad over everything that you do and then they either say "you don't pay any bills" or "your not grown yet"
by emmapeircelol1 February 22, 2021
mugGet the A Karen Mommug.

Doggo's Mom

HUMONGUS ASS BIG ASS POOP NICE DICK SIT ON CHEST FART DICK POOP ASS
DOGGO'S MOM IS A FUCKING CHONKER ASS SIDE HOE
by fat penis balls October 28, 2020
mugGet the Doggo's Mommug.

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