Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Get the Plucking the old Banjo mug.Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.
Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.
I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.
I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.
I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.
I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.
by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018
Get the Gambler’s Old Fashioned mug.Sadness when somone needlessly abuses a Warthog Jeep and causes pointless damage to said vehicle. Warthogs appear in the game Halo (and now Halo 2)
by Brendan Gallagher November 16, 2004
Get the Poor-Old Warthog mug.What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.
I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"
by Dupl01nfinitum February 19, 2021
Get the Dusty Old Hag mug.by cracklord69 March 17, 2021
Get the Old World Whore mug.While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"
by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013
Get the Old Saint Dick mug.this simply states that if a girl is old enough to read then she is old enough to bleed or have her cherry pooped or sex it up.
Tim: man I can't believe you banged that 6 year old.
Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"
Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"
by big tate July 13, 2006
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