Number 12

When you shit in your misses ear then pull it out and gouge her eyes and finger her nostrils with it. Then a pigeon fly’s down gets stuck so u grab it and tickle her feet with it whilst she shits herself , whilst that is happening 2 foxes are mating and they finish on her knees. Then you rub it in her face and she loves it

Ow rob you look happy, I am giddy,I just did a number 12 with the misses. Mad it was!!!

by Royston J April 17, 2025

number one raiden shogun main

NOT hit genshin streamer ChawnDo

“whos the number one raiden shogun main in the world?” “not chawndo”

by no1chawndoStan April 19, 2025

Number 16

When a man shits in a woman’s ear then grabs it and rubs it in her eyes whilst shagging her. When he is ready to come he pulls out and does it in her belly button. He then proceeds to grab it and rub it in her hair!!!

Hey Roy wow u smell of shit and urine and your mrs hair is a mess. Hey Gids I just did a number 16 and she loved it

by Royston J April 26, 2025

numberblocks

A... Show? Almost. A British TV Show about numbers that aired in 2017 on Cbeebies. The fanbase of this show is demented. It's insane, it's treacherous, it's torture. There is even a unique term specifically targeting members of this dammed show, 'dym cid' which is a typo of dumb kid. 90% of this show's audience are spotty fuck-faced teenagers way older than the target audience.

"I'm going to join the Numberblocks Wik on Fandom"

"Are you off your impotent gourd, sir?"

by smeggyseason14 June 19, 2025

Numberblocks Band

some meme that the youtubers (e.g. Starry) make, mostly the cameos of less than 1 Numberblocks.

Friend: This meme came out of nowhere!
Me: What's that?
Friend: Numberblocks Band!

by jxhkUzjiks July 1, 2025

Number 27

When ur hungry and feeling sexually aroused after shoving a hedgehog up your arse but have terrible diarrhoea then you stick your head down the toilet and do a risky fart but what comes out is a fountain of absolute brown jet wash like javelin spears. Then ur Mrs loves it so much she grabs the guinea pigs from the cage and shoves them up her moist Fanny for them to tickle it. Whilst that is happening she is sucking a massive vape then blowing it up her partners dirty shity arse whist picking the spikes out of face.

Hey Dave why does ur Mrs smell of shit, have hedgehog spikes in her head and have two Guinea pigs stuck up her fanny. I can’t believe it Luke she tried a number 27 and she fucking loved it.

by Royston J July 5, 2025

[NumberOneRatedSalesman1997]

What spam tong from delta rune calls himself

NumberOneRatedSalesman1997 wants your kromer

by p01uyt July 9, 2025