Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

Mariya Joke

A joke that is painfully unfunny to everyone and makes you cringe thinking about.

*Mariya pretends to stab you with a knife and laughs about it*
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”

by Theodore Raz February 3, 2024

joke rizzing

Almost impossible but can be done with a 99% fail rate

"DUDE you saw him joke rizzing?" yea he came back a playless joke!

by yurtttttttt October 18, 2022

D Joke

Replaces the word that someone is saying with the world D

lets play

"dlay"

fuck you

"duck dyou"

the hell is that

"a d joke"

you mean dick?

"no a d joke"

oh

by SwishyBro January 12, 2023

Joke-Sale

A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.

I tried to buy a new set of headphones on Black Friday but it was a Joke-Sale!

by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023

joked

when you jerk off and the skin comes off your penis

my girlfriend joked me so hard my skin fell of my penis and now i’m in the hospital

by joked123 January 25, 2025

joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
joke joke smoke cigarette bum pest grub prank

Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA

by Banjo84 June 3, 2016