ur mom

fat

ur ur mom

by KAMEORNEV September 5, 2021

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, unless you use it on someone who doesn’t have a mom..

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my moms dead
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.

1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.

by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011

YUR mom

A whore

YUR mom is a whore

by YUR mom.com69 February 5, 2022

mom door

The state of a door being almost-but-not-quite-closed. Usually this is done to your bedroom door by your mother when she leaves, hence the term "mom door".

Mother: Goodnight son!
Mother leaves, closing door just shut of latching
Son: MOM! Quit mom dooring me

by retrofutureman November 14, 2018

Toxic mom

Moms that’s don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves and ruin your life mentally emotionally or physically. Even though they say stuff like “I just want what’s best for you” their actions always show other wise and they pretend to the outside world like they’re such a great parent to make you look ungrateful or disrespectful with no morals

Tay’s toxic mom says she wants what’s best for her daughter even though she constantly talks about Tay behind her back and hits her for no reason

by lifeisweirdasf111 September 25, 2022

your mom

your mom is a joke format that people use to make the other have to come up with a comeback

your mom is so fat she made the earth go out of orbit

by dogsarecute420 November 28, 2020