by Bobby Jo Egbert February 16, 2010
Joe: I got Nancy's babylons out last night and she's got dinner plate nipples
Jack: That's fucked man!
Jack: That's fucked man!
by clayts05 April 28, 2008
by Grandmaster B September 14, 2013
Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."
Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."
Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."
Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.
*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!
Joey: My nipples are offended.
*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!
by LuxLupis February 13, 2013
A more polite, accurate term for kissing ass. Kissing ass doesn't feel good, but having your nipples rubbed ALWAYS feels good.
"Yo man, my boss is pissed off at me for being late for the third time this week"
"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"
"What?"
"Just kiss his ass man"
"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"
"What?"
"Just kiss his ass man"
by TheSchwiz September 22, 2009
A useless phrase used in response to anything. Often said in the style the Doorman from the Wizard of Oz says "Well bust my buttons!" It is often used in response to something serious to throw the conversation completely off.
Guy 1: OMG I just found a pot of gold!
Guy 2: Well tickle my nipple!
Guy 1: Dude...my dog just died.
Guy 2: Omfg why dont you just tickle my nipple then?
Guy 2: Well tickle my nipple!
Guy 1: Dude...my dog just died.
Guy 2: Omfg why dont you just tickle my nipple then?
by TickleMyNipple September 18, 2008
Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.
by rocky_dod December 11, 2010