To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"
Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."
Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"
Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".
Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"
Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".
by The_South_Side_Demon January 17, 2017
This Mike Honcho has a losing streak of infinity!
by pussack August 06, 2018
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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by XManiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 19, 2016
by Nathan Ryan January 18, 2019
A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.
In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.
This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.
In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.
This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.
by Dr. Steven Chang January 09, 2018
Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019