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Michael Garcia

This right here ladies and gentleman is what we like to call "one fly mother fucker". The amount of swag this mighty alpha man has managed to lather every inch of his body with is unpresidented. Being in a room with Mike AKA Mr "I won't remember you but you'll remember me" is like being in a furnace becasuse he's that hot. "panties will fly and knees will buckle" is the saying in this Sacramento natives house.
by @kingsleepless December 20, 2016
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Michael Jackson

i am 100% sure that Michael Jackson was not a pedophile
by sister sassy May 19, 2019
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Michael Phelps

swimming god

Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.
I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps
by taweesa March 3, 2011
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Michael Barrett

noun: a catcher for the Chicago Cubs that is a good hitter and an exceptional hitter.

verb: when a catcher punches a baserunner in the face as a result of anger and frustration.
Did you see Michael Barrett punch AJ Pierzynski in the face the other day?

Yeah he got messed up.
by bankok June 12, 2006
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Michael

"Michael is always drunk" - A
B - "Drunk is the definition of Michael."
by wilmadabilma April 18, 2018
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Michael

by Oof me January 8, 2019
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