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math

The living hell you'll ever face and witness. You will suffer daily amounts of torture, knowing you'll fail the task at hand. Once you do you'll pity and rage but realize you're pretty unintelligent so you just rip your test apart.
"Dude we have math test."
"WHAT?!"
"Why are you surprised? You'll fail anyways."
"No, I'm just surprised that we have it today and I actually studied for it."
"Who the hell are you and what did you do to my friend."
by son I'm gae December 8, 2017
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Math

Math Stands For mental abuse towards humans
Math is awful for the human brain
by Gibby Fckn dies June 30, 2019
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An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper
harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot
by jijun't April 30, 2020
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liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
by mrbean34 March 29, 2014
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Math

math with quotations means meth, but less knowable, so you can snort it in the middle of math class, with no one knowing.
ay, Charles, let's go do "math" after school! I need my fix,
by kemeheme23 September 2, 2022
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MATH

math ill sue you and me and lulu is goana get this apartment. If not ill make sure ur gonna b forgotten yo sick ass mfka js make math easy! @! @ !# @# ! @! #! #@
Math is dead.
by Hotrod1234_LulusLOVELIFE December 12, 2021
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