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The four stages of male sex organs

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Phallus

Penis

Dick

Cock
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Cis straight singaporean male

A really masculine and horribly straight man who, when another man of the same breed is within 2 feet away from them, instantly turns gay. This can be exhibited with behaviors such as slapping each others ass, carrying each other, nearly making out and flirtatious advances.

They can often be seen saying slurs, making fun of “woke sjws” and harassing others when out of gay mode however, so do take caution where necessary. Thankfully, most of them are non-threatening due to their lanky physique and overall incompetence.

A cis straight singaporean male can be easily identified with some or all of the following features: his oversized shirt, earrings, permed hair, all black clothing (unless wearing an obs shirt), black painted nails (unless deemed homosexual by the individual) and slides.

It should be noted that this term does not apply to every literal cis straight Singaporean male, but it applies to a large population who exhibit these specific characteristics.
Person 1: Yo did you see Aloysius?

Person 2: yea he was in the lab pining James to the wall… hes definitely a Cis straight singaporean male!
by Tiredd January 4, 2022
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Straight male gets drilled by corn

A straight male who gets penetrated by corn 24/7
Look! Its a straight male gets drilled by corn! What a sight to see!!!
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Alpha Beta Omega Sigma male

A problem made by cishet men for cishet men just so they have a reason to complain while being privileged.
"My life is so hard I'm a Beta male"

Alpha Beta Omega Sigma male
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A comeback, just as superior as ur family tree LGBT, but not quite as well known
Jonathan Timson Fitzgerald: your mom gay

Amy Anderson Hugh: your grandpap likes the male fap
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white conservative straight christian males

The communists will get rid of all white conservative straight christian males
by Rev Sharpton August 16, 2023
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cis white male syndrome

The world will never harm you.
YO! You "cis white male syndrome baby" will never be harmed no matter what.
by bobbymaysdaniel March 23, 2023
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