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daddy meat

the epic meat of the prime alpha male of the room.
did you really suck daddy meat last night?
by daddymeatluvr September 7, 2019
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meat suitcase

Twas an item from yesteryear used by those of a criminal persuasion to showcase their knock off meat whilst traversing the local ale houses of th1970's . Stealth like in their movements they would suddenly appear and whilst opening their meat suitcase would say in hushed tones, "Ere do you wanna by some pifered pork mate?" "mystery sausage 3 for £1".
" Behold my meat suitcase and the wares within "
"Blimey I think it's time I washed my meat. suitcase .That last lot of pork was definitely on the turn!"
by Constanntina August 27, 2022
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Meat-riding

Anthony be meat-riding low key
by mrnapps May 1, 2023
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Meat Gum

Why not buy the Slim Jim? At least you get some meat gum to extend your purchase.
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo October 2, 2019
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Meat Washcloths

A textured low-hanging labia usually colored maroon too dark purple. Similar to beef curtains or meaty Folds standing alone with its ribbed linty medium shag feel.
The origin of this adjective came from its predecessors such as beefy Folds meat curtains and wizard sleeves. It is rumored to be the most powerful in the group due to the texture alone causing severe trauma and PTSD in any man or woman that has first-hand encountered them.
Please tuck your meat washcloths this is a yoga class.
It is basic hygiene to ring out your meat washcloths otherwise they will grow musty and dank.
by Walter Stockinlube October 8, 2017
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Meat Alarm

The act of waking up a person by slapping them with an erect penis.
Woke up my girlfriend with the Meat Alarm this morning. At least one of us got up on the right side of the bed!
by ColeTrain33 May 18, 2017
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meat pearl

i went down on my ladies big old meat pearl
by borgue April 27, 2007
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