wet fart material

warm shit soaked semen ejected after a night of anal sex

oh my god that wet fart material ran all the way down both legs to my ankles

by joeyc June 11, 2006

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Dirty Mateusz

When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.

Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.

by Spooninggrandma.com April 23, 2018

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mater dei

1.(n) An all guy school that everyone should lovee!
2. (adj) sexy,and amazing at ALL sports
The guys there are very very goood looking! i would do all of them...seriously tripplaxxx!

1. mater dei guys are sexy.
2. you're sooo materr dei

by MdMan August 25, 2006

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Material Boy

A guy who only wants you for your money , and acts all sissy when you won't by him something. He'll use you, and act romantic, but when your cash dries up, he's out of there!

Based off Madonna 's "Material Girl." Singing may be appropriate in some cases, but be sure to change 'girl' to 'boy.' Otherwise.... well, that would be awkward.

Vanessa: How'd your date go with Aaron last night?

Ingrid: He whined and begged for me to pay for his dinner. We'd agreed on going dutch , but apparently he's never heard of financial independence....

Vanessa: What a Material Boy!

by Nicole Fortune March 17, 2010

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