King OxJ

A dope artist from Northern California.

Person 1: You heard that new King OxJ?

Person 2: Yeah, that shit hard.

by savvywiddit October 29, 2021

Samster king

A samster king is a man or lesbian who swallows hamsters in one go and leaves their trail with the hamsters left back leg

A samster king ate my hamster
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king

by Cake_taster September 11, 2021

ghost king

The ghost of a dead king

I've heard rumors of the ghost of King Henry VIII wandering the castle. The ghost king was very prolific at handing out free cumshots full of ghost cum to any unsuspecting women that happened to wander by, as it was that he did while he was alive.

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

twerk king

IS THE KING OF TWERK THE HIGHEST HONOR IS TO BE THE TWERKGUARD OR TWERK GOD ORDAINED BY UNCLE LUKE HIMSELF @TWERKGUARD.COM

THE TWERKGUARD IS THE REAL LIFE TWERK KING EVERY TIME HE BLOWS HIS WHISTLE THE LADIES GO BUZERK FOR THE TWERK ALERT!!!

by TWERKGUARD July 27, 2021

King Monke

King of the Monke's, his power is thought to match Mario Judah's

We worship King Monke

by King Monke August 13, 2021

King Sebastian

Cannot be compared to any other human. King Sebastian is above all peasants.

Peasant: Hello king sebastian
King Sebastian: Drop a knee😈
*Peasant kneels*

by King sebastian August 26, 2021

Biohazardous King

An incel who uses children's video games to chat up underage girls to convince them to send pictures of them so he can show fellow workmates pictures of them under the guise that he's some kind of ladies man. Egotistical and psychopathic, they are very quick to claim to be the victim to cover their nefarious practices.

Did you hear about that guy who got added to the sex offender register for show pictures of young girls to his workmates?
Yeah he's a bit of a Biohazardous King!

by Monkeyfuck McGraw June 26, 2021