jazz ass

The high, tight and firm ass achieved through vigorous jazzercise classes. Jazz ass is particularly sculpted during jazz squares, hops, plies and grapevine moves. Jazz ass may also be used to refer to the deep pain in the ass muscles following these activities.

"Wow that babe has a banging jazz ass!"
"I better have jazz ass after all the shit I had to do in that class".
"Oh my god I have painful jazz ass this week thanks to the new instructor".

by Gottalaughgirl November 24, 2013

Enormo-Ass

A gigantic ass that is disproportionate for the body it is attached to.

Dude, that ass looks like a VW bug being held up by a set of toothpicks. That's an enormo-ass

by Thanks Pete January 13, 2008

ass pout

A person who feels the need to stick their bum out on pictures, in an attempt to make it look bigger.

Person 1: omg, have you seen Jade's new profile picture?
Person 2: Yes I did, she did a major ass pout, so lame.

by EmuDefines October 13, 2012

Ass On The Ceiling

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling

"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"

by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008

ass yolk

The slippy slimey substance that comes from one's asshole when having sex

Nathan:My girl got some nasty ass yolk

Darrel:Eww what the fuck

by AssYolkjr August 15, 2016

condo-ass

short for condensationesque ass; when ur ass is sweaty from sitting in a leather chair/couch/stool for too damn long

kratos: "my ass is so sweaty from sitting in this hot ass bar and this leather barstool isnt helping. now i have condo-ass"

xelacue: "ugh, i hate that!"

by kratos2010 June 22, 2009

Make Ass

When two people press their ass cheeks together and exchange their shit. Term is derived from making out in which two people exchange saliva. This can be performed through guy to girl, girl to girl, or guy to guy, make ass does not discriminate.

Hey babe I saw something new on urban dictionary maybe we can spice things up tonight and make ass.

by Juddys December 23, 2019