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Silly goose

You are a very silly person and if you friend is doing something really dumb or is laughing and you don’t know what he/she is saying call then a goose or silly goose
by Silly bean head November 4, 2020
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Goose

To have sex, unromantically, and with no string attached. If you "Goose" someone, it usually means that they could've been a 1 night-stand, or a someone you've been wanting to have sex with, without you being in a relationship with them.
Them: Hey dude, did that girl come over last night?

Me: Yeah dude

Them: Did you goose?
by NanoCubano August 7, 2019
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Goose butt

Goose butt means you smell terrible and need to shower! You have poor hygiene and you need to wear deodorant
Dylan is a goose butt! I don’t know how Katie can put up with it.
by fairGame12 March 3, 2019
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goose launcher

When a woman shoves a spherical object into her vagina or ass then cannon ball launches it into her significant others face
“Bro my teeth still hurt from that goose launcher becky shot at me last night
by wooshoe August 6, 2020
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Daddy Goose

The realest nigga out there. Nigga can fuck you and yo bitch at the same time. Got the biggest dick in the game. He fucks with some of the realest niggas like Granny Goose and Lil Homie goose. You don’t wanna fuck with the goose family cus they gon get they Steppas on yo ass. The goose family loves the number 7 and they own the number.
Damn you got yo ass whooped you must’ve fucked with daddy goose.

Yo girl left you, damn she prolly with daddy goose
by Adolf Hitler lll November 24, 2021
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Goosing parkade in water

“I’m not a coward I ran through a ducking building on fire, Sophia. You’re a bitch
Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”
by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019
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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
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