Ghost Simp

A simp that would give you anything even if they didn’t have a crush on you. They give you extra because they like you a lot, but everything they do is out of love. They’ll continue to help you even if their intentions are misunderstood.. whether they want a sexual relationship or not, the spirit inside them simply wants you to be happy.

friend 1: dude, that kid is a total simp.
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜

by Polarpad370 March 29, 2021

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ghost pull

When a man masterbates so much that no ejaculate comes out when he orgasms.

I came 14 times last night... 18 if you include ghost pulls.

by Cliffsilo May 14, 2016

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Reverse-Ghosting

Talking to someone

Joe: hi Someone
Someone: Hello Joe
Joe is Reverse-Ghosting

by Mountain_Dew_Pee May 2, 2020

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Ghost watch

A phenomenon where you look at wrist in order to check the time on your watch which you swore you put on before you left the house this morning and realize its not there. Can lead to ridicule if done in response to someone asking for the time and he/she realizes what just took place.

Guy1: "Dude do you have the time"
Guy2: "Yeah sure let me just check" *looks at wrist, realizes there's nothing there*
Guy2: "So...maybe I should ask someone else?"
Guy1: "Goddamn ghost watch...."

by Ism January 15, 2014

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