fanny phlegm

Vaginal Discharge

“My undies were full of fanny phlegm”
“I hadn’t showered and he got a mouth full of fanny phlegm”

by Harry Akswoond February 16, 2023

fannabligt

Något dåligt men inte helt så mycket som hemskt.

Hans familj har ingen protein i deras frukost. Det är helt FANNABLIGT

by Phalap March 21, 2023

fanny

Another slang term used to represent the word “vagina.” other slang terms to define this is “pussy” “roast beef” “fish” “cooter” “coochie”

Man 1: Yo imma hit on that sweet fanny
Man 2: Yoooo what that
Man 1: Mannnnn it means vagina but slang

by pussymuncher74 April 7, 2023

Fanny Hamlett

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.

“Stop being a fanny hamlett”

by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023

Fannying around

When you put your desk fan (or even your pedestal fan) on the oscillate setting to disperse the cooler air around the room.

"It's so hot in here. I'm going to have to start fannying around."

by CuddlySimba April 17, 2023

Fanny Blower

A blower of fannies. But it's actually what fans were called in the 1900's

"Turn off the fanny blower, Micheal! You're going to raise the power bill!"

by The all-knowing funny worder April 17, 2023

fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024