evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

Evan

Evan is an amazing person if you meet an Evan you’re very lucky.

are you still friends with Evan? LUCKY!!

by iievanixxo September 3, 2023

John Gowans as Ward Evans

John's Ward Evans, a mysterious scientist. Is he friend or foe to the atomic age, huh?

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Austin evans

Hey guyys, this is Austin.

Austin Evans is Linus Sebastian KitKat's enemy.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

Evan

Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis

I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge

by NotJ.G.O October 1, 2023

Evan

Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.

Evan is old as fuck

by Frito_lays October 5, 2023

Evan Hampel

A hardstuck plat 2
Hes good at AUT

OMG HES SUCH A EVAN HAMPEL

by Voltico July 5, 2023