Dan Perkins

A very sexy beast who supports ipswich town and likes to shag Bayli Flack behind Portman Road stadium. He has a 15 inch cock and has a girl called Kacie Smith who is obsessed with him.

I wish I was a Dan Perkins

by KKKshagger69 March 23, 2022

pull a dan the man

To make the love sign with your hands. Which is when you stick up your thumb, pointer finger, and pinky. Then keep he ring and middle fingers down.

Let's all pull a Dan the Man in the picture! It will be amazing.

by pinky1 February 25, 2008

Dan Lakajev

Absolute Fucking Legend

That dudes a Dan Lakajev

by tomotron96 March 9, 2022

Dan Jones'd

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.

Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?

by M_j_c October 16, 2020

Dan marino

You start hard then just fuck it up and leave it smelling like fish

I just dan marino your mom

by Jacob marino October 16, 2018

Dan-Haikal

Dan-Haikal is the realest Nigga on earth fr fr, whos that nigga walking with a schlong? That must be the one and only Haikal.
Guy1: Whos that with all these girls?

Guy 2:Oh yeah thats Dan-Haikal with his E-girls
Guy 1: man i'm jealous i want a big titty cosplay gf...

Scream Dan-Haikal if you see someone with big thighs and big tits beautiful faxe and a wonderful personality

by EMIYA Negro the real August 29, 2022

deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023