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Crotch trophy

Crotch trophy or trophies are the product of a woman who doesnt want the father involved in their childs life. Making them a trophy to said woman. Just using the father for child support and moving onto another man to try and collect another crotch trophy. This continues until said woman can no longer have children or no one will sleep with her.
Brittany is showing off pictures of her new crotch trophy.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
by Irish87blaze November 17, 2018
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Trench crotch

A girl with a large commonly open vagina, able to consume numerous cocks in a single sitting/laying.
Your girlfriend is a trench crotch, what a slut.
by longdongmater July 21, 2010
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Crotching

It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.
"Bae, we should totally crotch."

"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine

Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.
by Mattimus Maximus December 20, 2015
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Biker’s crotch

When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy
Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch
by Goldfish26 September 1, 2020
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horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight
Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!
by unknown600000 July 1, 2024
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Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.
Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!
by Jlewd August 28, 2019
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Crotch Holocaust

I jerked off and blew my load into onto a lit candle last night, it was a real crotch holocaust.
by Corey The Hole June 1, 2024
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