1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
by ChewyProductions December 02, 2017
A term for a woman's clitoris. Because of its location in between the legs, it almost resembles a knuckle on a hand in between two fingers.
by The Massiah December 06, 2010
My mom has a sparky crotch
by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020
n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the vagina, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with sexualized intent
I was perfectly happy to make friends but I guess my crotch maw just wasn't wide open enough for him.
by Quasita July 29, 2015
She and I went to a hotel and showered preparing for wild sex and when I was going down on her I found some crotch bonuses.
by Fooledbybeauty September 20, 2018
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When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.
It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.
by 8pablodiablo0 December 03, 2020