Crotching

It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.

"Bae, we should totally crotch."

"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine

Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.

by Mattimus Maximus December 20, 2015

Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.

Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!

by Jlewd August 28, 2019

She Got Crotch

A large vagina

Damn that girl Tina, she got crotch.

by I Got Bitches March 20, 2019

Crotch goblin

An absolutely minging little ginger fat fuck of a 12yr old who thinks it’s funny to Roam the streets terrorising normal everyday people this is the type of child to continue breast feeding off of his mother until he is in his 20s.

Eww look at that woman’s ugly ginger child …
Must be a crotch goblin

by flapslapper29 May 31, 2025

Crotch fruit

Children born by natural child birth.

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.

by Samboniez May 30, 2020

Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.

When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.

by mojoroach June 16, 2011

Crotch hugs

When you sneeze and your crotch bulges outward ever so slightly.

I was having sex with my girl and when she sneezed, she gave me the best best Crotch hugs ever!

by FUPAB July 4, 2022