hairy coconuts

when one individual, most likely a woman, is giving a blow job and out of the corner of their eye this individual sees that the mans pubes are quite hairy and then screeches "ah hairy coconuts" and immediately stops what their doing.

i was performing a blow job last night when i realized the man had hairy coconuts.

by bummyland November 13, 2011

Dirty Cocoon

When you have to wrap yourself in the top sheet of a dirty ass hotel in order to sleep because the other sheets are disgusting.

This hotel is musty as hell, I’m gonna have to pull a dirty cocoon.

by CoomerBruhMan May 23, 2021

Maria Cocor

Maria cocor, a big curva and a big handicapata proasta idioata și nefututa care predat geografie. Her cat stinks so bad everyone runs away from her.

I hope Maria Cocor gets an infection and perishes.
Maria Cocor the biggest shit there was ever created on this earth.

by hahahahowareyouo April 18, 2022

double dutch oven cocoon

the act of two people putting the open parts of their sleeping bag together and then farting simultaneoulsy

double dutch oven cocoon is self-explanitory.

by the cocooners October 30, 2010

limbo under the coconut tree

Excuse me madame would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree?
A fresh prince of bel air pick up line get educated.

If she doesn’t like this line then she’s 100% ugly idiotic probably a disloyal cheater

You: “excuse me madam, would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree”
Girl: “excuse me, like ugh what the fuuuuuuuck”
In this case violence should be legal in

by The_Real_Fuck_Tart December 4, 2020

Cocol

Short term for "Cuddle out cuddle out lang."

Hey stop pissing her, she's my cocolmate.

by nickotinee November 27, 2012

cocopop biscuits

have to be the nicest biscuits ever made by man. or woman. or girl. record number in a batch : 80something.
are absolutely fantastic dont no how i lived before the littl things came along. waffles are also nice. and so is tea.

involves cocopops, sugar, flour and other crap.

by kristy October 20, 2003