child

a child idiots

1 : have you seen my child joe?
2 : joe mama

by ME HAVE BIG ROBUX February 17, 2022

Child irrelevant romantic preference

Aka. C.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have kids

Maxwell said he is interested in dating Carmen regardless of whether or not she has or wants kids. He has a child irrelevant romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

Child

A person below 20 Y/O

"Officer, I didnt know the child was 3!"

by Xx_PedofileKiller_xX November 30, 2022

Letterman's Child

A boy who is so obsessed with sports, that he likes them more than anything else in the world. He shows it by dressing super sporty and sharing random sports facts for no reason.

Jack walks by wearing a letterman's jacket and ripped jeans.
"Look at Jack, he's such a Letterman's Child!"

by BlueberryBear May 25, 2016

child slave

child slavery is also known as school, should not be legal, it's often excused of being edecation, but it's far worse.

yo bro wanna come see my new child slave I just copped yesterday, it's down in my basement

by homoalphamale January 6, 2022

Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child

Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there

by Why would I regret this? June 3, 2020

Child

A free hooker.

I'm going to fuck a child

by dannydecheeto September 17, 2019