carde

The state when a person became the air you needed to survive. The state when a person became your only certainty and your home. The state when that person becomes the blood in your veins, the marrows in your bone, and the life force that keeps you alive. The state when a person became the reason you're breathing, your heart beating, and your mind thinking. The state of love when a person became your everything.

You're my carde in this world of uncertainty.

The love that I'm feeling for you is carde.

Even the time turns against us, even the fates forbid us, you will always be my carde.

by Cardevil Lossier October 21, 2021

Deployed Card

Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.

I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.

by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

Face Card

A 100 dollar bill

Mandem 1: Fam how much were your kicks bro?
Mandem 2: A Face Card and a half
Mandem 2: 150?
Mandem 1: yup

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 17, 2019

cards against humanity

the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER

I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.

by Thepenispull December 13, 2021

rizznus card

Business card but for when youre spitting game and wanna give someone your number.

Person 1: Man I met this fineee woman at the club last night
Person 2: No way, did you get her number?
Person 1: Nah, I just pretended to drop my rizznus card and asked her if it was hers
Person 2: She is def not texting you
Person 1: You right

by nahnowaythisreal February 23, 2024

UNO Reverse Card

No Bro! Not me!!! It's you

Me Visits My Friend.
My Friend: "You speak alot. You can never stop talking! You're so childish!"
Me: UNO Reverse Card
My Friend: "I never speak a lot and I can stop talking and I am not childish!!!"

by Greg I.M.Spooky June 3, 2022

The credit card

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.

"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"

by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025