The act of swallowing a steamy wad of man gravy, freshly farmed from the meatus of your intellectual superior in the hopes that his semen will somehow impregnate your brain with some tiny resemblance of intelligence but at the end of the day all you have to show for it is a poostache full of spunk and not one ounce of dignity.
Junior: "Hey, Rob ole Buddy! How do you spell laid the fuck off?"
Rob ole Buddy: "Junior, if you call me one more time with these dumbass questions, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to whistle through your hemorrhoids!"
Rob ole Buddy: "Junior, if you call me one more time with these dumbass questions, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to whistle through your hemorrhoids!"
by TheThunderFromDownUnder May 27, 2016
Get the Rob ole Buddymug. A tricky one. In the jock world, this refers to a protein shake with a banana blended in.
However, a notable non-jock, one K-Settle employs the term to refer to his fondess for fruital experimentation.
However, a notable non-jock, one K-Settle employs the term to refer to his fondess for fruital experimentation.
Jock: Man that was a tough workout, I'm gonna need a banana-buddy fairly sharpish to fuel my muscles.
K-Settle: Has anyone seen my banana-buddy? I need to muscle in up my fuel pipe.
K-Settle: Has anyone seen my banana-buddy? I need to muscle in up my fuel pipe.
by Easy Rider August 29, 2004
Get the banana-buddymug. by Abadazed June 19, 2016
Get the butt buddiesmug. One or more associates or confidants that an individual has to pass the dreary time away in the work environment or more obvious social occasions.
The nature of the conversations between the good time buddies is one of harsh cynicism and usually of a defamatory nature where the onus is on criticising the universe at large. They tend to use cryptic terms that can only be deciphered by non-participating third parties by obtaining the enigma machine.
Please note: Good-time buddies are not necessarily having a "good time".
The nature of the conversations between the good time buddies is one of harsh cynicism and usually of a defamatory nature where the onus is on criticising the universe at large. They tend to use cryptic terms that can only be deciphered by non-participating third parties by obtaining the enigma machine.
Please note: Good-time buddies are not necessarily having a "good time".
MFQ: "Do you see those 2 cocksuckers? They walk around the building laughing!"
MILF: "Yeah, they're good time buddies."
MILF: "Yeah, they're good time buddies."
by poja August 2, 2004
Get the good-time buddymug. As in #buddywaynename - Buddy Wayne is a comedic figure of speech, a paraprosdokian of sorts. It consists of a proper name, two syllables in the first and one syllable in the last, which inherently means something else. Sally Forth (i.e. to set out in a sudden, energetic, or violent manner) is the ‘purest’ example of a Buddy Wayne Name (Allen Keys is pretty damn good, too), with a clearly recognizable first name consisting of two syllables, a believable last name with one, and a commonly understood alternate meaning, which is spelled correctly. Donny Brook (i.e. an inordinately wild, contentious, free-for-all brawl), although a very fine example of a Buddy Wayne Name (one of the greats, really), is tragically 'impure' due to the variance (two words in the #bwn, versus one in the original word).
See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.
See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.
Person asking stuff: "What is your Buddy Wayne Name?"
Other person: "Salman Rowe."
Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."
Other person: "Salman Rowe."
Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."
by Buddy Wayne February 11, 2019
Get the Buddy Wayne Namemug. A friendly greeting shouted in a cheeky manner at runners to signify that you're also a runner and approve of their running.
by Mr Jam February 4, 2019
Get the Fuck You Buddy!mug. by Holyworm666 October 16, 2017
Get the Tunnel Buddiesmug.