Similar to "pro bono" (denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income). Pro boner instead refers to women with low self-esteem because of outward appearance or possibly some fucked up daddy issues. Getting your pro boner in is usually done to salvage some remaining self-esteem in a girl by having sex with her.
"After she bought me that fifth shot I figured whatever... I'll just get my pro boner in, so I fucked in her my mom's mini-van out back."
"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."
"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."
by Buttenlocker June 04, 2014
by tvlesher December 28, 2014
The boner that the weatherman gets from interrupting your regularly schedule television schedule to show you Doppler Radar Images of trailer parks being relocated.
Travis: Damn it! Channel 4 just cut away from the A-TEAM rerun to show that Trailer Park in Lake Arrowhead getting blown to bits on Doppler.
Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...
Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...
by McDoh! June 28, 2009
by MrAutomatic September 14, 2006
1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.
by issybelle June 20, 2010
Modem Boner is when your watching porn or Chiving and your computer or smart phone locks up from the hard on it gets.
Ray was watching porn on his iPad at home when all the sudden his iPad got a modem boner and quit working.
by Captain James Kidd February 18, 2014
by Jennifer2369 November 26, 2007