Pro boner

Similar to "pro bono" (denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income). Pro boner instead refers to women with low self-esteem because of outward appearance or possibly some fucked up daddy issues. Getting your pro boner in is usually done to salvage some remaining self-esteem in a girl by having sex with her.

"After she bought me that fifth shot I figured whatever... I'll just get my pro boner in, so I fucked in her my mom's mini-van out back."

"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."

by Buttenlocker June 4, 2014

Boner License

Someone can obtain a boner license when they have an erection in public while showing no shame.

Look at that guy and his boner...he just got his BL

wow look at that huge bulge in that guys pants...he must have just gotten his boner license

by fankstoot June 23, 2009

modem boner

Modem Boner is when your watching porn or Chiving and your computer or smart phone locks up from the hard on it gets.

Ray was watching porn on his iPad at home when all the sudden his iPad got a modem boner and quit working.

by Captain James Kidd February 20, 2014

boner muff

a boner muff keeps a boner warm

My boners getting cold, I'll wear my boner muff.

by Jennifer2369 December 26, 2007

boner job

This is a job that someone is so in love with that they get a boner every time they're doing it.

Damn, Chris has got the best boner job testing video games.

by MrAutomatic September 18, 2008

Doppler Boner

The boner that the weatherman gets from interrupting your regularly schedule television schedule to show you Doppler Radar Images of trailer parks being relocated.

Travis: Damn it! Channel 4 just cut away from the A-TEAM rerun to show that Trailer Park in Lake Arrowhead getting blown to bits on Doppler.

Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...

by McDoh! June 28, 2009

boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.

Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.

by issybelle June 21, 2010