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The Sex Bases 

1st Base- French Kissing
2nd Base- Hand Job/Fingering
3rd Base- Oral Sex
4th Base- Sexual Intercourse
The Sex Bases by Kelsey Tracy February 13, 2008

Basement effect 

synonymous to beer goggles but for a nerd. Prolonged exposure to basement environment in front of books affecting visual perception of unattractive women.
Phillip: "daaaaamn that chick looks fucking good"
action: slap
Elvis:"get a hold of yourself, basement effect is getting to you, that girl doesn't even shave"
Basement effect by E&J November 27, 2004

god's basement

Hottest underground rave venue in Philadelphia, PA.
God's Basement is where I lost my virginity.
god's basement by I.M. Horny January 1, 2009

Sexual Bases 

1st Base - Kissing, open mouth. Also any above the belt touching is included in this base.

2nd Base - Hands below the belt.

3rd Base - When mouths are used below the belt. This base also includes the sex toys.

Home Plate, (Home Run) - Intercourse

5th base or 'The Dugout' - Anal Sex.

A grand slam, would be achieving all of these on a first date.
First, Second, and Third are the typical sexual bases. Anything beyond those and you probably aren't using baseball metaphors any longer anyways!

(Unless of course referring to 'The Dugout', because that's just hilarious!)
Sexual Bases by Cathy Guiltt February 17, 2014

Baseball Bat 

An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.
- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."
Baseball Bat by Yevs October 14, 2011

Vampire-Based Programming 

Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".
Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?

Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.