anal dumplin

When a turd is smashed between your ass cheeks, flat like beef jerky and still touching the water.

I'm gawded from that anal dumpling.

by fuur December 27, 2013

Anal Labia

When hemorrhoids protrude so far out of an anus, that they look like labia

That stripper was so nasty, that when she bent over, her anal labia hung out of her thong!

by Bighart August 28, 2015

Anal Clevage

Anal Clevage are a man's or woman's very large a bootiful butt cheeks

Man:" May I motorboat your anal Clevage?"
Lady:" Of course you can "

by Holtjt September 16, 2015

anal sundae

When a person fills their partners rectum with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and semen for a "nut" topping. Can be pooped back out and eaten. Other syrup flavors can be substituted.

Dinner was great. How about we go to the bedroom and have ourselves an anal sundae.

by KittyPeWpEwQQ December 9, 2015

anal art

Art which is 100% organic and the result of bowel issues. Especially when sweetcorn is a decorative feature.

Anal art...Its pretty shit

by Steve The Plasterer December 13, 2015

anal gaze

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016

anal pony

Anal pony: the act of riding a girl in the horse position with your dick in her ass

I gave Jessica an anal pony last night, best time of my life

by Kackiw March 29, 2016