anal dumplin

When a turd is smashed between your ass cheeks, flat like beef jerky and still touching the water.

I'm gawded from that anal dumpling.

by fuur December 27, 2013

Anal Labia

When hemorrhoids protrude so far out of an anus, that they look like labia

That stripper was so nasty, that when she bent over, her anal labia hung out of her thong!

by Bighart August 28, 2015

Anal Clevage

Anal Clevage are a man's or woman's very large a bootiful butt cheeks

Man:" May I motorboat your anal Clevage?"
Lady:" Of course you can "

by Holtjt September 16, 2015

encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!

Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.

by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016

Anal Anxiety

The fear of having anything put up your butt!

Note to my proctologist. I am sorry Doctor I can not have that test done due to my suffering from anal anxiety.

by PJ Cheves December 22, 2016

anal sundae

When a person fills their partners rectum with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and semen for a "nut" topping. Can be pooped back out and eaten. Other syrup flavors can be substituted.

Dinner was great. How about we go to the bedroom and have ourselves an anal sundae.

by KittyPeWpEwQQ December 9, 2015

anal art

Art which is 100% organic and the result of bowel issues. Especially when sweetcorn is a decorative feature.

Anal art...Its pretty shit

by Steve The Plasterer December 13, 2015