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AIDS

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) is a deadly disease caused by HIV, a viral STD. AIDS causes a person's immune system to effectively die, thereby leaving the person helpless to whatever other diseases they may be afflicted by from that point onward. AIDS is believed to have originated in the 1920s, when people in what is now the Republic of Congo hunted down and ate chimpanzees, being blissfully aware that they contained the virus. Thus, a monster was born; the disease spread to humans, and panic ensued...well, not until about sixty years later, but you get the idea.

AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.

AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS wasn't really recognized until the 1980s, when it cropped up in the United States. Since then, it has spread around the world to many people, including some celebrities such as Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson. Johnson later became famous for spreading awareness of the virus. Amazingly, he is still alive nearly thirty years after finding out that he had the disease.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
mugGet the AIDSmug.

Kool aid

If you’re offered the kool aid, DO NOT DRINK IT -unless you KNOW what’s in it. Faafo
-want some kool aid?
*what’s in it?
- a*cid
* oh, glad I asked. That could have been bad!
by BIGkat577 June 14, 2022
mugGet the Kool aidmug.

aids

aids the thing you get when you fuck a hooker for 2 dollars and forgot to put a condom on
Guy1:ah shit i was fucking a hooker and i got aids
Guy2: well your life is fucked
by aidmaster69 December 9, 2019
mugGet the aidsmug.

Dirt AIDS

When you stick your hands into a pile of dirt and get AIDS
"Oh shit! I think I just got dirt AIDS"
by connorsimpson May 24, 2017
mugGet the Dirt AIDSmug.

Crack aids

Someone who dont know what they're doing with their life and act like they're on crack 24/7. The aids is just a bonus to the mix. Crack + Aids = weirdo with strange obsessions that's obnoxious and wild asf
Wow, kaylee is whack bro. I think she might have crack aids.
by KrackheadK January 29, 2019
mugGet the Crack aidsmug.

Butt band aid

Tight mini skirt that barely covers a nice ass
That ass was hot in that red butt band aid.
by Brownbear703 June 30, 2018
mugGet the Butt band aidmug.

Aids

Someone or something that’s boring and/or just is trash in general
Tom “Wow that shot was aids!”
Jim: “yeah I got work on my threes
by Catcatfricknads April 21, 2018
mugGet the Aidsmug.

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